Some things around the web that I am currently obsessed with!
I have been seeing a sponsored link on my Facebook page from an art auction company called Paddle 8. I was intrigued and checked out their site. It was full of contemporary art one could bid for online. Sort of like a high end artsy ebay.
However upon further investigation I was amazed at how ugly and ridiculous the art was. Seriously. Yet, all of this rubbish was being praised and described in such lofty attributes, I for a moment thought the Onion had taken of Paddle 8.
Example on one piece of ‘art’, the description reads “Succo’s contemporary take on abstraction is grounded in a desire to see patterns emerge through repeated gestural activity. Working in a limited, nearly monochromatic palette, the trace of the artist’s hand becomes the principal agent of expression. Here, in “UNTITLED [RB#1]” cyclical flourishes dance over an icy, blue-grey surface of lacquer and oil paint.” WTF does that even mean? Either way, the starting price is….wait for it……$9,000.00! LOLOLOL
Here is what their trying to pawn off as art. (and they will probably succeed.)
This actually looks like my drop cloth.
Anyway, I thought I would try an experiment and submit a piece of my abstract art for consideration to be auctioned off at Paddle 8.
I submitted with a lofty description of how I use found medium to convey a sense of sustainability in the pieces. I incorporate acrylic, oil, gold leaf and objects for a textured and layered visage. I thought this description conveyed the proper pretentiousness for my experiment.
However, since I’m not a ‘listed’ artist, I was rejected with a curt, but polite email.
For a moment I was slightly hurt, but then again, I realized the rejection might possibly be a compliment.
Anyway, I thought I would see if my readers could tell the difference between which one I submitted and which ones are actually up for sale at this very moment for thousands of dollars.
Here goes. Which of these four paintings are being sold on Paddle 8 for thousands of dollars and which one is hanging in my bathroom.
Here are the links to see if you answered correctly.
Abstract art is one of my favorite forms of art. Why? Because anyone can make their own amazing stuff. Some of my favorite artists are easy-peasy to replicate. My new house has tons of white walls just begging for art. Seeing that I am cheap, I have decided to make my own art, because I’m not about to go out and pay $160 million for a Picasso like some people!
Any-whoo….I was shopping at my local thrift store up here in Oxnard and I came upon this huge 5′ x 4′ beauty on sale for $29.00!
Not worth it you say? Alas, I bought this for the canvas and the frame. A framed stretched canvas of this size would cost well over a $100. And remember, I am cheap. So I bought this baby and lugged it out to my Prius. However Prius was not having it, so I hoisted to the top and roped it. Granted at one point I felt like the car and canvas were going to set sail. Luckily I made it home without damaging my precious masterpiece.
I started by painting the canvas and the frame with my stand-by Annie Sloane Old White paint.
I then spray painted the frame, a brass color.
Then I just had FUN! I also tried gold leafing for the first time. It was tricky, but since it didn’t really have to be perfect..hence what I love about abstract…it worked out pretty well.
This was before I did some blending.
Here is the finished product!
One of the many blank spaces that needed a little boost and some color.
I tried it in a few places, but for now, it’s my headboard. When I finally get a headboard, I might switch it out. I absolutely love it and feel like I’m falling in when I gaze upon it.
I love nothing better than a bare wall and big piece of statement art. Here are some examples.
Links can be found on my Pinterest board entitled, Big Art
Who doesn’t love a good make-over? Seriously it’s one of the reasons HGTV is so popular. Before and after shows are my personal favorite because in thirty minutes you can go from ugly, hunter green walls, orange…(yes orange) shag carpet, dusty, fake plants and dark dingy corners everywhere to bright, light, airy and fun!!
I’m so glad I had the foresight to snap some picks of the Tiny Little House prior to the make-over. Here is the first of a few more posts documenting the transformation. The first is the living room/dining room area. More to come!
A few more:
Orange Lamp-Home Goods
Glass End Table-Goodwill
Starburst Mirror-HD Buttercup
Deer head-Home Goods
Abstract Art-my masterpiece LOL