#1. You really were as cute as people told you you were. In your next life, believe it and just take the frickin compliment!
#2. If you spent as much time hugging books as you did hugging boys, you would have been a Rhodes Scholar.
#3 NEVER EVER EVER sell your cars. Now they are ‘classics’ you can’t afford to buy!
#4 Mullets and perms are NOT okay. (although geometric shaped pink earrings are timeless.)
#5 Always be nice to everyone. You never know who is going to grow up to become a doctor or a lawyer.
#6 Wear a bikini, even if you think you are fat. You are not and when you are older you won’t be able to pull it off
this well…at all.